Imagine there's a defence
It's easy if you try
This could really happen
They could be seen on Sky.
Imagine two Scottish brothers
Their names Gary and Steve
Let's reunite the Caldwell's
Make them play centreback.
Imagine alongside them
Playing on the right
Phil Fucking Bardsley
What a terrible sight.
What could top this trio?
Who could play left back?
There's only one man to play here
And it's Bolton's Paul Robinson.
Imagine there's a defence
It could make you cry
Imagine if they played football
We'd have to imagine football.
