I can no longer cope
With watching Revista
And not for the usual reasons,
Not Barcelona
Nor Real Madrid
Could tempt me back again.
It has nothing to do
With Mark Bolton leaving
It's not about Ballagué,
Villarreal, Valencia,
Nothing to do with you.
It's all about Scott Minto
For when I see him on TV,
Something flicks a switch.
I really cannot fathom
How or when it happened
But Scott Minto, lovely chap,
Has stolen Steve Buscemi's face.
